Since I don't want to pack or admit to spending excessive amounts of time on the Internet, here is what I've accomplished tonight.
Destroyed a colony of empty shampoo, conditioner, and body wash bottles. The dull razors tried to defend them, but were no match for a contractor bag. Then I peed.
Enjoyed a delightful garden omelet at the Huddle House.
Read a book. Yes, I read an entire book, My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler. I think that she may be my long lost sister. Then I peed.
Mated up six pairs of socks. Threw three sheets, two t shirts, and eight pairs of flip flops into a plastic storage bin. Then I peed.
Went for coffee and waffles with Carrie. Followed by a trip to Wal Mart. Then I peed.
Spent some quality time on Facebook, bannination, and the Forum. Cleaned out the freezer. Then I peed.
In an attempt to prevent any actual productivity today, I am here blogging. An activity that I have neglected for about a month. And I checked up on my twitter account.
Later in the day, I am going to spend a few minutes (hopefully only a few) at the DMV registering a car and getting a replacement title. And I will spend a few minutes posting on bannination and Facebook some more. And then I'm scheduled to donate blood.
At several points, I will pee.
See anything to get out of packing. Damned firemen, why did they have to be so prompt.
